They were still simple toys, but things that crinkled and had little floating lights and played sounds. Wizarding toys, the lot of them, which was almost ironic given the state of the Muggle items in the house. Teddy almost immediately put one up to his mouth, chewing on the edge of it like babies do, fixated on the lights that sparkled above his eyes. Really, how bad could this be?

Answer would be about ten minutes later, when suddenly the happy look stopped and he gave a confused sound, then started to squirm a bit, sounding cranky.